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Attack of the Dad Band
03:30
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Listen up if you haven’t heard
Scientists are working around the clock
The three piece plus Bass Player
Has just reinvented rock
They came from nowhere man
And now the world is theirs
Even math can’t explain this band
And you won’t believe your ears
They’re either aliens or rock gods but they’re here
It’s the attack
It’s the attack of the Dad Band
The streets are lined with old guitars
Center stage is empty now
All other bands have left the garage
Scientists can’t figure out how
One band could rule the world
With pizza, PBR, and golden pipes
You better hold on to your girl
And you better run for your life
Glowy’s vocals save lives, Glowy’s always on key
You’ve never heard a solo like Michael Doctor MD’s
With Rev. Kev on the drums your ears are Heaven bound
And Bass Player’s just some guy the other dudes found
Put all of that together and you’ll see what I mean
Good luck to the scientists trying to prove how this could be
They might be aliens they might be rock gods
But they just keep slaying us with rock and roll guitars
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Life's better when you don't take chances
Just make a plan and try not to panic
Some people don’t care if they’re snoring
Have sleep apnea or nasal airway obstruction
When it comes to long term health she’s going all out
Oh yeah she’s pretty smart for a dropout
She brushes her teeth to stop gingivitis
Got some surgery to combat tonsillitis
And now she’s done with them and the doctor cut them out
As far as she’s concerned you can keep your tonsils to yourself
Oh Sydney got a tonsillectomy
Yeah she got a tonsillectomy last night
Oh yeah she decided she don’t need them
Told the doctor to go ahead with the procedure
Oh no there’s no tonsils there anymore
And now she’s already feeling a bit better
No tonsils in her throat now for forever
That’s because she kicked those tonsils out the door
Sydney got a tonsillectomy
T-O-N-S-I-L-L-E-C-T-O-M-Y yeah
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The Return of the Petee
02:49
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The Dads have been dadding around with little to no resistance
Things are out of control and this town is in desperate need of help
He thought he could save them all by simply packing up and moving away
But little did he know how easy it actually is to play the bass
Now The Dads are back and on the loose
He knows exactly what he has to do
It’s the Return of the Petee
The only one who can stop The Dads
It’s the Return of the Petee
Eye rolls so big they fall out of his head
It’s the Return of the Petee
Shooting annoyed looks at Dads like laser beams
It’s the Return of the Petee
The crusher and the killer of all Dads dreams
The Dads predicted this and readied themselves for war as best they could
The Youth returning threatens the foundation on which they’ve always stood
Bass Player 4.0’s training they hope will be enough to see them through
But you never know the power hidden in an angry youth
Whatever happens it’s clear to see
This town will never ever be the same because
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I'm Done With My Brain
04:52
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I’ve made up my mind and I’m losing it
Kind of on purpose because there’s so much shit
Going on everywhere everyday people try so hard
To make it harder and they take
And just take and take
And they don’t give back because giving’s a mistake
And it just feels like we are all stuck here in this bad dream
Except that we’re all awake
And I don’t want to care at all
Please don’t make me care at all
I just don’t want to care at all
I think I’m done with my brain
I’m done with my brain
We’ve got to have our life planned out if we want to have a chance
If we want to make a splash
We’re taught to think of the fun we will have
In the future we work for and sacrifice the now
But I just can’t be a skipping record that
Is sleep eat work drink wash and then repeat
How can folks not see time is running out
If we don’t change things we are going to be stuck like this for a while
I don’t want to care about the hungry homeless
I don’t want to care about poverty cycles
I don’t want to care about our bleak outlook
I don’t want to care about the crazy violence
I don’t want to care about our greedy mindset
I don’t want to care that empathy is dead
I don’t want to care I’m done with my brain you see
I don’t want to care please take my brain from me
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Jeff Two-Names Savannah, Georgia
#DADBAND
#PUNKISDAD
#MYDADBANDISMOREPUNKTHANYOURDADBAND
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