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Sydney Got A Tonsillectomy

from Attack of the Dad Band by Jeff Two-Names

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Life's better when you don't take chances
Just make a plan and try not to panic
Some people don’t care if they’re snoring
Have sleep apnea or nasal airway obstruction
When it comes to long term health she’s going all out
Oh yeah she’s pretty smart for a dropout
She brushes her teeth to stop gingivitis
Got some surgery to combat tonsillitis

And now she’s done with them and the doctor cut them out
As far as she’s concerned you can keep your tonsils to yourself

Oh Sydney got a tonsillectomy
Yeah she got a tonsillectomy last night

Oh yeah she decided she don’t need them
Told the doctor to go ahead with the procedure
Oh no there’s no tonsils there anymore
And now she’s already feeling a bit better
No tonsils in her throat now for forever
That’s because she kicked those tonsils out the door

Sydney got a tonsillectomy
T-O-N-S-I-L-L-E-C-T-O-M-Y yeah

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from Attack of the Dad Band, released May 16, 2018

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