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We Are Rock Gods
02:00
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Well hold on to your dicks if you’ve never heard about us
This will be the best fucking night of your shitty life so come join the club And if you’re still sitting down we assume it’s just all too much
You see these aren’t songs they’re angel sounds sent from above
Last show we made at least 25 bucks
Split that four ways and did nothing but drugs
We are rock gods
Well Chef Gabe moved away so now we’ve got Michael Doctor MD
And Bass Player is the person that plays the thing with four strings
Rev. Kev hits the drums so good he’ll make you say amen
I’m Jeff Two-Names and they’re the Born Agains
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I'm A Bad Friend
01:25
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So you’re moving somewhere else and I’ll miss you when you’re gone
But we can’t hang tonight because my favorite show is on
Tomorrow’s pretty packed and I don’t think I can get out
I got a case of PBR and it won’t drink itself
I’m a bad friend
(He’s a bad friend)
Well I’ve been thinking a whole lot and I’m sad to say it’s true
Try to keep in touch with me but I won’t keep in touch with you
I always say I’ve got no time and I’m busy as can be
But here I am tonight sitting around watching TV
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Dad Band
02:53
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Anybody can have a kid and we are well aware of that
It’s not really about offspring it’s more of a mindset
When you realize the rock and roll dream never even had a pulse
Start up a Dad Band then sit back and watch it go
When you want to play first
Because you’re tired from work
When it’s more about eating pizza before the show
That’s when you’ll know
You’re in a Dad Band
So what will it be do you think that you have the stuff
Do you wake up at 6:00 AM everyday no matter what
Do you look forward to drinking coffee more than any beer ever made
Do you want to play songs to ten people and never ever get paid
D A D B A N D
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Sydney has thought about it
The best part of school is dropping out of it
She can stay at home and do what she likes
She can’t drive yet but she can ride her bike
She’s too smart for school
Too smart for rules
She’s too smart for me
And she’s too smart for you
Sydney is a high school dropout
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Distract Yourself
01:12
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Distract yourself the best you can
Sit right down and drink that beer
Just stay in front of your TV set
Distract yourself, distract yourself
There’s a big bad world right outside
So you better just stay and hide
Take these pills and you’ll be fine
Distract yourself, distract yourself
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Move To Outer Space
02:45
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I think I’m going to move to outer space
I’m going to go and leave today
Because I can’t take anymore of this bullshit
I don’t just need to get away
And so I guess I’ll have to stay
Now I’ve just gotta build me a rocket ship
Well yeah I’ve been saving up for all the gas
I’ve just got to get there and I’ve got to get there fast
I’m going to move move move
Oh yeah just go go go
Can’t wait to leave yeah yeah
Move to outer space
All these people are making me sick
There’s no extra room on my ship
So it’s just going to be me landing on the moon
I’ll say goodbye to all my friends
My life on Earth has come to an end
All I know is that I’m leaving soon
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Jeff Two-Names Savannah, Georgia
#DADBAND
#PUNKISDAD
#MYDADBANDISMOREPUNKTHANYOURDADBAND
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