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When I first met him he had a Jawbreaker shirt and I thought this guy is cool
And I bet that he wore a Star Wars shirt every day at the Pharmacy School But now it’s been a while and when he’s not in scrubs he wears a band shirt every night
There’s some I know and there’s some I don’t
But something’s just not right
So I decided to ask him why his wardrobe is incomplete
And I am flabbergasted by the answer that he gave to me
Petee doesn’t own a Ramones t-shirt
And I don’t get it I just don’t get it
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Petee's Got an Ulcer
01:46
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If you had a tiny camera about the size of a pill
And you put it in Petee’s mouth and you made him swallow it
What you see wouldn’t be pretty
The next stop would be Ulcer City
Petee says it’s from the coffee all the stress and too much booze
But we’re all scared to death and we don’t know what to do
I wonder if he’s made a last will
And if so what the plan for his records is
Oh Petee get better we love you
Oh Petee don’t die because it’s too soon
Oh Petee we hope that you pull through
But if you do die can I have the stuff from your room
Wait a minute who is Petee
I don’t think I know him
That name doesn’t ring a bell
His situation sounds real sad
I hope he doesn’t die
But I’ve got other things to think about
But anyway
Petee’s got an ulcer
Petee’s got an ulcer
Petee’s got an ulcer and it’s bleeding a whole lot
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Petee Is Mad At Me
01:38
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That night is full of regrets yeah
I didn’t mean to cause a sick man stress
He already had an ulcer
And I might have made it worse but
I didn’t mean to cause a problem
I think I just got caught up in
All the fun and all the boobies
Because we were watching the Savannah Sweet Tease
But when I turned around and I saw the face he made
I knew I crossed a line and it really bothered me
Tried to put my arm around him and he just pushed it away
My world came crashing down when I realized Petee was mad at me yeah
Petee is mad at me
Petee is mad at me
Petee is mad at me whoa oh whoa oh
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Petee Tried To Move
02:38
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Petee he’s trying to move
Yeah Petee he’s trying to move
Don’t worry at all the Dads are on it
We’ll change up our sound we’ll make him love us
We’ll do what it takes and this we promise
Because it’s so annoying teaching bassist bass stuff
And right in the middle a breakdown that he likes
And it sounds a little like the band he saw last night
It’s got palm muted guitars and gang vocals aplenty
It’s got big crashing cymbals and it builds to a frenzy
Oh Petee don’t you move
No Petee don’t you move
Who’s Petee and why’s he want to move?
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Jeff Two-Names Savannah, Georgia
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#PUNKISDAD
#MYDADBANDISMOREPUNKTHANYOURDADBAND
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